Finish the Sentence

A nice way to kill a little time:

1. My uncle once: was a officer cadet, but quit almost right away.
2. Never in my life: had I put on make-up.
3. When I was five: my family moved into a cool new place.
4. High school was: a bit lonely, but not bad.
5. I will never forget: many things I wish I could forget.



6.Once I met: an austronaut.

7. There’s this boy I know: wait, I don't know any boys... or girls... pathetic little nerd.

8.Once, at a bar: I tried to convince friends to have an orgy... and failed. :-(

9. By noon, I’m usually: awake.

10. Last night: I came home dog-tired after a day of idiotic clumsiness.

11. If only I had: an immortal soul.

12. Next time I go to church: I'll be going to a concert.

13. What worries me most: is that I'm going to die and the ultimate unfairness of the world.

14. When I turn my head left I see: a charming manual coffee grinder.

15. When I turn my head right I see: an espresso machine. :-)

16. You know I’m lying when: my normal axis is horizontal.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: being little and carefree.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: a comic relief character whose life is really all tragic though.

19. By this time next year: I'll have dealt with my serious injury, completed the next big level of my training, acquired
a dog, a habit to run in the mornings, and a couple of cool hobbies.  Yeah... it's a lot

20. A better name for me would be: Andrew.

21. I have a hard time understanding: why anyone would want to use a machine as awful as a leaf blower.

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: study something hands-on and satisfying - I've been studying hard
theoretical things all my life, and while that's been great, I'd want to mix it up a little.

23. You know I like you if: avoid eye contact and drop my pen three times in one minute.

24.If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: myself.

25. Take my advice, never: wait for great things to happen to you - MAKE them happen.

26.My ideal breakfast is: Earl Grey tea, eggs benedict with some fancy trimmings like smoked salmon, and
almond croissants and lots of ripe, juicy, flavourful fruit.

27. A song I love but do not have is: There are lots of them.  My hard drive with my whole music collection crashed. :-(

28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: explore all the ethnic restaurants.

29. Why won’t people: just shut off their leafblowers?

30. If you spend a night at my house: it'd be cool if you made me my ideal breakfast in the morning. ;-)

31. I’d stop my wedding for: Huh?  What wedding?

32. The world could do without: leafblowers.

33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: his ass.

34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: bald.

35. Paper clips are more useful than: cockroaches.

36. If I do anything well it’s: fuck up.

37. I can’t help but: feel very sad sometimes.

38. I usually cry: when I see no hope ahead.

39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: don't grow up to be like your father. :-p

40. And by the way: throw out that damn leaf blower, willya?

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